Make no mistake about it, becoming a milf finder is easier said than done. I’v heard a lot of guys talk about, “I’m all about fucking milfs and I’m the biggest, baddest and most awesome milf finder you’ll ever come across.”
Everybody likes to brag. I mean, hey, let’s face it, everybody’s entitled to their own boasts and bragging. It’s a lot of fun. It’s kind of like telling tall tales.
If you’re with friends, they know, at some level or another, that you’re bullshitting or exaggerating, and it’s just part of the game. In fact, it can easily turn into a fun little game or puzzle where you try to find the embellishment and try to spot the kernel of truth.
One of my friends, Carlos, loves to talk about banging “moms I’d love to fuck” or milfs. Everybody gets a laugh. Everybody gets to basically fantasize together, but at the end of the night, after a few beers, everybody forgets about it. To say that somebody is a milf finder is one thing, but to actually become one is another thing entirely.
I thought that this was just all idle talk and guy fantasies, but my mind really changed when it fucking happened to me. I don’t want to blow my own horn, but I actually became pretty good at it. In fact, I got so adept at it that I would humbly submit that I became an expert milf finder.
Well, don’t get too excited. Finding milf pussy in one thing, getting to fuck it is another. This is what a lot of guys fucking miss.
When you’re a milf finder, you basically know how to talk to women over 30 who may or may not have kids. What matters is that they have fucking awesome bodies and, from all appearances, they love to fuck.
But it’s one thing to step up and talk to them, it’s another to actually do the deed. And the reason why I would say that I became an expert at this shit is because I was able to spot inner milfs.
I guess there’s no other way to describe it. These are women who look fairly normal. I mean, you go to any suburb in the United States and you see soccer moms, you see women in grocery stores, you see older women in their yoga pants and it looks oh so normal.
But it’s like I fucking developed these special lenses over my eyes that I can basically look at a chick and with that one look, commune face to face with her inner whore.
That’s right. She may look all normal as far as surface appearances go, but once I’d look straight in her eyes, I can see that she wants to suck dick. I can see that she wants to drop to her knees and start sucking ass, tonguing dick and basically having a guy blow loads in her mouth.
I know it sounds a little bit dirty, but that’s the whole point. I mean, it’s like peering into a dirty secret that people would rather not talk about. It’s kind of like something that they’d rather keep under wraps, but when given a choice for expression or given an opportunity, it’s like a volcano.
And that’s where the expert milf finder comes in. Because it’s one thing to accurately read that an older woman has an inner freak, but it’s another to actually trigger that inner freak and she ends up rocking your world.
The first few times that it happened, I thought it was just the fucking luck of the draw. Seriously. I thought it was just something that statistically happens from time to time. It’s kind of like being struck by lightning.
But as you probably would suspect, if lightning struck you once, then you’re just basically unlucky. If it struck you twice, then you’re tragically unlucky. But if it keeps striking you, you know something’s going on.
And it really blew my mind. I mean, I was getting fucking blown or getting pussy offered to me at coin-operated laundromats, or parking lots. One time an older lady sucked my dick near the dumpster of a hardware store. I don’t know what the fuck it was.
So I was kind of like sitting back one time asking myself, how did I become a milf finder? How the fuck did this happen, you know? Spotting horny milfs everywhere and then just basically tapping into the power of their inner whore?
It’s not like some sort of mystical pimp tapping me on the shoulder and transformed my life. It dawned on me that the secret was, unlike a lot of guys, I actually listen to chicks. Seriously. I know this sounds fucking shocking, but a lot of guys think that they listen to people, but they don’t.
Guys have this male ego and it kind of fucking gets in the way of their ears. It’s kind of like ear wax for men. You listen for a couple of words and then once you hear those words, you basically fill in everything else. You really don’t give a rat’s ass about what ideas are coming from the chick’s mouth.
When I was able to overcome this, then I was able to really peer into women’s souls and understand where they’re coming from. Every woman has their own distinctive song and if you develop an ear for it, you are able to sing along and it becomes an expression of both of you. It’s an expression of both of your truths.
There’s no lying needed to be a milf finder. You don’t have to trick chicks and get pussy under false premises. You don’t have to commit emotional fraud. There’s no need for that shit. It’s all about simply being honest because a lot of women are looking for honest sex. Meaning, they don’t want any fucking emotional strings.
They don’t want a man. In many cases, they already have one. Instead, they’re just looking for a point of honesty. A point of total attention to them in a mutual way. And that’s how I became an expert milf finder.
I don’t mean to brag, but I can bet that if a chick is over 30, I know the right thing to say, at the right time, to get the right kind of action.
I know that I may seem like a big boast, but you would want to pay attention to the chicks you’re trying to bang in your life or the chick that you’re already having sex with. You’d be surprised as to how much further and how much higher it would take you as far as the quality of the sex goes, as well as your sexual influence with horny milfs and other types of women.
